[holy fuck

baren's going to crack up, taking their tequila shots and handing one to rose]

Sorry, gorgeous, the most I can offer is body shots or I'll get in trouble.

[baren you fuckhead you might still get in trouble for that]

Do you think toasts can work like wishes? Can we toast to your sex life improving for the rest of April?

[he's probably not even fucking tipsy yet, he's just Like This]