[SHE'S SO DRUNK AND MELODRAMATIC and baren just thinks it's fucking hilarious. the alcohol is going to catch up to him. absolutely. no doubt. baren's just going to snort though and doesn't hesitate to ask - ] Did you remember because I mentioned finding a good lay? Ro, I'm touched.

[shut the fuck up please

he barely remembers to push the glasses aside before they fucking break them]

You can if you wanna, the answer is 'pretty good'.

[he's never talked about his relationships with ro before but... well. he never talks about his relationships period so that might be way]