There's a good chance we're going to end your birthday in the hospital though. So you might wanna be prepared.
Yeah? If you ever see a giant flower that sounds like me outside your door when you're half-naked then just remember you said it was fine.
[HONESTLY SHE'S JOKING or at least trying to make a joke about it, but we all know the truth. WE ALL KNOW HOW POTENTIALLY REAL THAT IS.]
At risk of repeating myself for the millionth time though same to you. Whatever weird shit that comes from being a robot I'll do anything I can to help.
Hahaha fuck You know I love it when you say ominous shit like that I got you though
[she's successfully parsed that second bit as a joke (but not as much of one as it could be), but hopefully Rose just means they'll get alcohol poisoning together on her birthday! you know, normal things that professional adults do.]
I'll give it a rest with the sappy shit too You know me, only know how to say it when I'm drunk Promise I'll be less disgusting in person
[Normal, healthy ways to spend time as adults of course!]
Honestly. Pretty sure we'd both combust if we said half the shit in here in person. But if there's anything I've learned it's that being able to say shit while you're fucked up is probably better than never saying it at all.
Yeah but like I usually know what you're saying anyway I think people are okay at reading you but I don't know I'm fucked up
God I'm just going to end up going in circles like this Just just take care of yourself okay Retro specks bullshit is easier to deal with with you in it Haha fuck I can't stop being gay what's wrong with me
Maybe I should give it a rest for tonight if this is all I'm going to be able to do until I sober up That's like the responsible thing to do right That's what an actual 26 year old woman with her life in order would do right
You're talking to the wrong person here about what an actual adult should be doing with their life. But given that I'm probably about to pass out myself I agree this is what adult women with their lives in order would do. I'll see you when I see you. And you better be in one piece still when I do.
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So you might wanna be prepared.
Yeah?
If you ever see a giant flower that sounds like me outside your door when you're half-naked then just remember you said it was fine.
[HONESTLY SHE'S JOKING or at least trying to make a joke about it, but we all know the truth. WE ALL KNOW HOW POTENTIALLY REAL THAT IS.]
At risk of repeating myself for the millionth time though same to you.
Whatever weird shit that comes from being a robot I'll do anything I can to help.
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You know I love it when you say ominous shit like that
I got you though
[she's successfully parsed that second bit as a joke (but not as much of one as it could be), but hopefully Rose just means they'll get alcohol poisoning together on her birthday! you know, normal things that professional adults do.]
I'll give it a rest with the sappy shit too
You know me, only know how to say it when I'm drunk
Promise I'll be less disgusting in person
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Honestly.
Pretty sure we'd both combust if we said half the shit in here in person.
But if there's anything I've learned it's that being able to say shit while you're fucked up is probably better than never saying it at all.
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I think people are okay at reading you but I don't know I'm fucked up
God I'm just going to end up going in circles like this
Just just take care of yourself okay
Retro specks bullshit is easier to deal with with you in it
Haha fuck I can't stop being gay what's wrong with me
Maybe I should give it a rest for tonight if this is all I'm going to be able to do until I sober up
That's like the responsible thing to do right
That's what an actual 26 year old woman with her life in order would do right
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But given that I'm probably about to pass out myself I agree this is what adult women with their lives in order would do.
I'll see you when I see you.
And you better be in one piece still when I do.
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I'll keep myself together
Promise
[then she shuts herself up, picks up her phone again, and sends one (1) heart emoji before passing the fuck out.]