[The type where she can't take a walk through their Sephora-equivalent without feeling the glare of every employee and customer..... It's a hard knock life.]
... They at least eat them after they get them as gifts, right? [Otherwise ??? JUST WHAT IS THE POINT OF MELON IN JAPAN.]
Like, you have to eat it, right? Or else, what, they just let it sit on their counter and rot?
[You can practically hear the ??? in her voice. She grew up poor okay, YOU CAN'T LET ANY FOOD GO TO WASTE especially something as (bizarrely) expensive as melon apparently.]
Right? That's what I'd do, anyway. Like, who's gonna come into your house to complain if you eat a gift melon you aren't supposed to eat? The melon police?
[WAVING A HAND DISMISSIVELY he laughs at your sad existence, melon police.]
Well, I'd want gifts that aren't melons in the first place, though. Like a cake or something.
Right, right? Though I guess you wouldn't have the satisfaction of fighting any police over cake. [Raising his shoulders... What a tragedy.] Hey— Speaking of! We've worked really hard to get this thing in here, so I think we deserve some cake, too. My treat as thanks, okay?
[They barely did anything but Kashuu is all about that minimal effort for maximum reward life.]
Good, good! Al-right, I'll just pack up here and we can get going, then.
[Fortunately, lowering the door again takes even less effort than opening it. She's getting free cake just for lifting a door, basically... Good work, team.]
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... They at least eat them after they get them as gifts, right? [Otherwise ??? JUST WHAT IS THE POINT OF MELON IN JAPAN.]
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He's also just kind of quiet for a second, brow furrowing as he thinks this over.]
...Y'know, that's a good question. I never got a stupid-expensive melon for a gift, so I have no idea what people do? I mean, I'd eat it.
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[You can practically hear the ??? in her voice. She grew up poor okay, YOU CAN'T LET ANY FOOD GO TO WASTE especially something as (bizarrely) expensive as melon apparently.]
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[WAVING A HAND DISMISSIVELY he laughs at your sad existence, melon police.]
Well, I'd want gifts that aren't melons in the first place, though. Like a cake or something.
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[COME AT HER MELON POLICE, she bets she could take them all on in a fight!!]
Now cake sounds like a real gift though. I'd take a good slice of tiramisu or opera cake over a melon any day.
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Right, right? Though I guess you wouldn't have the satisfaction of fighting any police over cake. [Raising his shoulders... What a tragedy.] Hey— Speaking of! We've worked really hard to get this thing in here, so I think we deserve some cake, too. My treat as thanks, okay?
[They barely did anything but Kashuu is all about that minimal effort for maximum reward life.]
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Our hard work deserves to be rewarded, doesn't it? I'm down for that.
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Good, good! Al-right, I'll just pack up here and we can get going, then.
[Fortunately, lowering the door again takes even less effort than opening it. She's getting free cake just for lifting a door, basically... Good work, team.]