there has GOT to be some kinda way to harass them into giving us shit back and i don't mean these dumb fucking memories or w/e like i still want reimbursement for my cake that i'm not even gonna get to taste and i think half the city would riot if it's not back in time for the holidays
hmmmmm how suspicious that the only building we knew we could maybe sort of reach them through vanished right before taste did it's almost like they knew they'd definitely be murdered on the streets over cake if we could get our hands on them
[He sure would knock a few heads together, at the very least...]
im sure some people would figure out a way to reach them even then if they drop like $100 on a christmas ham and can't eat it
there's probably something sad in that this is what it'd take for us to get together and figure out how to do something about them but y'know what fuck it food is definitely worth putting our heads together to save
right? on both counts i mean like you could always have some people who don't like blue or who think horses are assholes but what's more universal than good food? makes a good rallying cry if you ask me
usually i'd say i'm looking forward to a riot who doesn't love making a big mess every now and then but for taste? this would be the saddest, angriest riot ever
what's that one saying desperate times call for desperate measures? though i guess "no one can eat cake" is kind of a sad excuse for desperate times lol cake is important though how are we supposed to stress eat away our worries like this??
it's a desperate enough time for me tbh for all the shit they know they give us you'd think they'd realize we NEED taste for stress eating so if this ends with us burning them to the ground they really only have themselves to blame
i guess we'll see soon enough whether or not they're going to underestimate the power of stress eating but in the meantime good luck to everyone tbh i might just call out of work this week, i'll die if anyone wants to pay $5 for a cafe sandwich they can't taste
consider it done ｡ﾟ+.(･∀･)ﾟ+.ﾟ if someone's going to be spending their money that pointlessly we have the sacred duty of pointing out how stupid it is, laughing, and immortalizing it tbh
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and i don't mean these dumb fucking memories or w/e
like i still want reimbursement for my cake that i'm not even gonna get to taste
and i think half the city would riot if it's not back in time for the holidays
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how suspicious that the only building we knew we could maybe sort of reach them through vanished right before taste did
it's almost like they knew they'd definitely be murdered on the streets over cake if we could get our hands on them
[He sure would knock a few heads together, at the very least...]
im sure some people would figure out a way to reach them even then if they drop like $100 on a christmas ham and can't eat it
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but y'know what
fuck it food is definitely worth putting our heads together to save
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on both counts i mean
like you could always have some people who don't like blue or who think horses are assholes
but what's more universal than good food?
makes a good rallying cry if you ask me
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like if this doesn't get us all to do something
nothing will at this point
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2 weeks tops
we can meet in front of their waffle house and start a riot
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who doesn't love making a big mess every now and then
but for taste?
this would be the saddest, angriest riot ever
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desperate times call for desperate measures?
though i guess "no one can eat cake" is kind of a sad excuse for desperate times lol
cake is important though
how are we supposed to stress eat away our worries like this??
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for all the shit they know they give us
you'd think they'd realize we NEED taste for stress eating
so if this ends with us burning them to the ground
they really only have themselves to blame
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but in the meantime
good luck to everyone tbh
i might just call out of work this week, i'll die if anyone wants to pay $5 for a cafe sandwich they can't taste
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just to take a pic of anyone who would
someone here probably is that fucking dumb but i'd wanna see proof
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if someone's going to be spending their money that pointlessly
we have the sacred duty of pointing out how stupid it is, laughing, and immortalizing it tbh