[She likewise finishes the rest of her drink, and with a sense of grace and balance that frankly shouldn't be possible for her at this point, places her hand on his arm like gentle, proper lady.
Except she knows exactly how fake this is for both of them and can't help but laugh at that.]
[they're a bunch of fucking liars but they're good for each other that way - which is why baren laughs too. he'll tell whoever's manning the bar to put it on his tab, he'll pick it up later.
and off to a hotel they go. baren probably pays for some absurdly nice room even though he himself will not be staying the night for once, and there is the absolute knowledge that they're gonna crack into whatever alcohol is provided]
I guess this is the time to see if dating a bartender has taught me anything.
You better have. If you can't make coming here worth it, I'm heading straight back to the bar.
[Extremely doubtful given how completely WASTED she is, but at this point she's not above just grabbing whatever's in the fridge and having it straight.]
baren will be getting her a glass of water first and sliding it into her hand before going to actually mix some more drinks that will be more mix in than actual alcohol]
Well, you know how much I hate being bad at things. I doubt it'll be a real concern.
[Baren underestimates how little concern she has for her life at this point!!
FROWNING AT THE WATER TBH but there's still a part of her that's rational enough to know that, y'know. She kinda needs this. She'll drink form it, but she also motions for him to hurry it up.]
Then let's get it going. I'm not here to sober up.
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I'm in as long as you're paying. [What can she say, she's easy!]
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[but he'll finish off the rest of his drink and then move to stand, offering an arm out to her like a proper gentleman]
Let's get out of here then.
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Except she knows exactly how fake this is for both of them and can't help but laugh at that.]
Lead the way.
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and off to a hotel they go. baren probably pays for some absurdly nice room even though he himself will not be staying the night for once, and there is the absolute knowledge that they're gonna crack into whatever alcohol is provided]
I guess this is the time to see if dating a bartender has taught me anything.
[it might've??????]
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[Extremely doubtful given how completely WASTED she is, but at this point she's not above just grabbing whatever's in the fridge and having it straight.]
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baren will be getting her a glass of water first and sliding it into her hand before going to actually mix some more drinks that will be more mix in than actual alcohol]
Well, you know how much I hate being bad at things. I doubt it'll be a real concern.
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FROWNING AT THE WATER TBH but there's still a part of her that's rational enough to know that, y'know. She kinda needs this. She'll drink form it, but she also motions for him to hurry it up.]
Then let's get it going. I'm not here to sober up.