I don't know what kind of spears you've been using. [Maybe he can reproduce something that ridiculous. A normal spear won't do at all. Shirou's thinking of things like...Lancer's Gae Bolg. Obviously, he can't project that much with how he is right now. Perhaps if he changes the foundation of his formula he can make something Zero can use. It doesn't matter if he breaks it. ]
Trace on.
[A more durable spear appears in Shirou's hands. He just prefers blades over spears and more importantly this one actually looks like it can smash through a wall. ]
It's no Excalibur...[And it's slightly disappointing.]
Anti-army's what I need then. [Since she... literally decimated armies... Maybe the weapons in D3 were all Noble Phantasm level tbh.
But she looks more excited when Shirou projects the spear. She has no idea how he did that, but hey, a good weapon is all she cares about. Naturally, the good mood disappears when the projection fades away.]
So magic, right? [Man just sum it up quickly alright... She's sick of magic being the easy bullshit answer, but it's better than some long-winded explanation.]
It didn't look like it'd break in half if I held it too tight, at least.
What a fucking shitty-ass weapons shop. [she wouldn't even admit that she likes accord, but at least accord's shop was quick!! no face-to-face interaction and buying weapons was a breeze.] Fine. Put it under Zero.
You can take my complaints to whoever's in charge here, yeah? At least this won't be a complete waste of time then. [or just tell her where that person is so she can beat them up tbh...]
Then they fucking should, because it sure as hell is! [OH MY GOD SHE IS SO SICK OF THIS KID. forget waiting for his boss to get on his ass about bad service, she might as well take care of that herself.
which of course for zero means busting out her sword and trying to slice shirou in half.]
[Shirou can sense killing intent fairly well. He isn't sure how this turned out. It's all ridiculous and even if it is his fault, isn't this a bit much? ZERO.........]
Someone should teach you how to control your temper. You could seriously hurt someone. [He's saying more out of place comments. Maybe because he's in a panic and he's not thinking straight. Shirou dodges the first attack and crashes into some weapons. What a mess.]
That's the whole fucking point, you jackass! [controlling her temper ha...ha.... yeah good luck with that. shirou's only aggravating her more and more though, so she pursues him to the weapons before trying to hack-and-slash him again.]
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I don't know what kind of spears you've been using. [Maybe he can reproduce something that ridiculous. A normal spear won't do at all. Shirou's thinking of things like...Lancer's Gae Bolg. Obviously, he can't project that much with how he is right now. Perhaps if he changes the foundation of his formula he can make something Zero can use. It doesn't matter if he breaks it. ]
Trace on.
[A more durable spear appears in Shirou's hands. He just prefers blades over spears and more importantly this one actually looks like it can smash through a wall. ]
It's no Excalibur...[And it's slightly disappointing.]
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But she looks more excited when Shirou projects the spear. She has no idea how he did that, but hey, a good weapon is all she cares about. Naturally, the good mood disappears when the projection fades away.]
Where the hell did it go?!
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It's my fault it vanished suddenly. That's what happens when you hastily think you can imagine a strong spear without the proper basis.
Projection magecraft is like that. You saw the spear with your own eyes.
What did you think of it?
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It didn't look like it'd break in half if I held it too tight, at least.
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If you don't mind waiting a week, I can order one for you. It'll take a while to come in because it's custom made.
What's your name? I'll go put in a report.
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Zero it is. [He files it under Zero's name and puts her order in. Good lord.]
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They'll just tell me it's my fault. [HE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE HER WAIT?]
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which of course for zero means busting out her sword and trying to slice shirou in half.]
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Someone should teach you how to control your temper. You could seriously hurt someone. [He's saying more out of place comments. Maybe because he's in a panic and he's not thinking straight. Shirou dodges the first attack and crashes into some weapons. What a mess.]
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