Thanks Thank you I need the balls to say half of this shit sober so either of us remembers it
[but it's down in text now. they can pretend it didn't happen if they want, but Anna can already tell she's gonna be looking over this for months.]
We're both messes We're both fucking disasters driving off different cliffs at the same time
[she wants to say something reassuring but she's too fucked up on her own emotions and memories (and fuck A2, that robot bitch can take a back seat) to think of anything even a little helpful. this is all just shit that Anna had wanted to say for a while. maybe if she'd said it more back then—no, fuck that. the past was the past. they're better like this. she said it herself.]
I don't do shit for my birthday anymore but it's coming up next month If we're still You know You want to come over? We can get fucked up and watch a shitty movie or something like we used to It'll be fun I'll get some of those fancy cake slices
Pretty sure I could be fucked up enough to be in the hospital and I'd still remember this.
[LIKE. HONESTLY SPEAKING. She won't forget this any time soon.]
Cake and bad movies? After all these years you still know the way to my heart. No romo.
[It'll actually give her something to look forward to, too. She's not sure when the last time she had something relatively positive planned with someone instead of something just spur of the moment.]
[yeah. Anna's fucked up right now, but this is. this is good. and she's going to make sure she remembers it.]
Well don't get hospitalized or anything either I'll spend my birthday in a hospital if I've got to but they probably won't let you watch shark themed monster movies
I'm shit at making plans so you can just text me on the 16th whenever you're on your way over Or you can just show up It's not like you haven't seen me with my pants off before
[now that she's thinking about it, why even pretend like they need that kind of formality?]
Fuck dude honestly if something urgent ever comes up you can just show up at my door and I will drop everything to help I mean it This flower shit gets bad and I will do everything I can to fix it
There's a good chance we're going to end your birthday in the hospital though. So you might wanna be prepared.
Yeah? If you ever see a giant flower that sounds like me outside your door when you're half-naked then just remember you said it was fine.
[HONESTLY SHE'S JOKING or at least trying to make a joke about it, but we all know the truth. WE ALL KNOW HOW POTENTIALLY REAL THAT IS.]
At risk of repeating myself for the millionth time though same to you. Whatever weird shit that comes from being a robot I'll do anything I can to help.
Hahaha fuck You know I love it when you say ominous shit like that I got you though
[she's successfully parsed that second bit as a joke (but not as much of one as it could be), but hopefully Rose just means they'll get alcohol poisoning together on her birthday! you know, normal things that professional adults do.]
I'll give it a rest with the sappy shit too You know me, only know how to say it when I'm drunk Promise I'll be less disgusting in person
[Normal, healthy ways to spend time as adults of course!]
Honestly. Pretty sure we'd both combust if we said half the shit in here in person. But if there's anything I've learned it's that being able to say shit while you're fucked up is probably better than never saying it at all.
Yeah but like I usually know what you're saying anyway I think people are okay at reading you but I don't know I'm fucked up
God I'm just going to end up going in circles like this Just just take care of yourself okay Retro specks bullshit is easier to deal with with you in it Haha fuck I can't stop being gay what's wrong with me
Maybe I should give it a rest for tonight if this is all I'm going to be able to do until I sober up That's like the responsible thing to do right That's what an actual 26 year old woman with her life in order would do right
You're talking to the wrong person here about what an actual adult should be doing with their life. But given that I'm probably about to pass out myself I agree this is what adult women with their lives in order would do. I'll see you when I see you. And you better be in one piece still when I do.
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Thank you
I need the balls to say half of this shit sober so either of us remembers it
[but it's down in text now. they can pretend it didn't happen if they want, but Anna can already tell she's gonna be looking over this for months.]
We're both messes
We're both fucking disasters driving off different cliffs at the same time
[she wants to say something reassuring but she's too fucked up on her own emotions and memories (and fuck A2, that robot bitch can take a back seat) to think of anything even a little helpful. this is all just shit that Anna had wanted to say for a while. maybe if she'd said it more back then—no, fuck that. the past was the past. they're better like this. she said it herself.]
I don't do shit for my birthday anymore but it's coming up next month
If we're still
You know
You want to come over?
We can get fucked up and watch a shitty movie or something like we used to
It'll be fun
I'll get some of those fancy cake slices
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[LIKE. HONESTLY SPEAKING. She won't forget this any time soon.]
Cake and bad movies?
After all these years you still know the way to my heart.
No romo.
[It'll actually give her something to look forward to, too. She's not sure when the last time she had something relatively positive planned with someone instead of something just spur of the moment.]
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Well don't get hospitalized or anything either
I'll spend my birthday in a hospital if I've got to but they probably won't let you watch shark themed monster movies
I'm shit at making plans so you can just text me on the 16th whenever you're on your way over
Or you can just show up
It's not like you haven't seen me with my pants off before
[now that she's thinking about it, why even pretend like they need that kind of formality?]
Fuck dude honestly if something urgent ever comes up you can just show up at my door and I will drop everything to help
I mean it
This flower shit gets bad and I will do everything I can to fix it
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So you might wanna be prepared.
Yeah?
If you ever see a giant flower that sounds like me outside your door when you're half-naked then just remember you said it was fine.
[HONESTLY SHE'S JOKING or at least trying to make a joke about it, but we all know the truth. WE ALL KNOW HOW POTENTIALLY REAL THAT IS.]
At risk of repeating myself for the millionth time though same to you.
Whatever weird shit that comes from being a robot I'll do anything I can to help.
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You know I love it when you say ominous shit like that
I got you though
[she's successfully parsed that second bit as a joke (but not as much of one as it could be), but hopefully Rose just means they'll get alcohol poisoning together on her birthday! you know, normal things that professional adults do.]
I'll give it a rest with the sappy shit too
You know me, only know how to say it when I'm drunk
Promise I'll be less disgusting in person
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Honestly.
Pretty sure we'd both combust if we said half the shit in here in person.
But if there's anything I've learned it's that being able to say shit while you're fucked up is probably better than never saying it at all.
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I think people are okay at reading you but I don't know I'm fucked up
God I'm just going to end up going in circles like this
Just just take care of yourself okay
Retro specks bullshit is easier to deal with with you in it
Haha fuck I can't stop being gay what's wrong with me
Maybe I should give it a rest for tonight if this is all I'm going to be able to do until I sober up
That's like the responsible thing to do right
That's what an actual 26 year old woman with her life in order would do right
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But given that I'm probably about to pass out myself I agree this is what adult women with their lives in order would do.
I'll see you when I see you.
And you better be in one piece still when I do.
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I'll keep myself together
Promise
[then she shuts herself up, picks up her phone again, and sends one (1) heart emoji before passing the fuck out.]